Broke College Student

Patrick Kane, loveable douchebag 88% of the time.

Sidney Crosby, awkward 87% of the time.

Jonathan Toews, carefree 19% of the time.

Evgeni Malkin, understands English 71% of the time.

Brent Seabrook, not hungry 7% of the time.

Taylor Hall, heterosexual 4% of the time.

Jordan Eberle,…

northling:

timelordy-teganbreann:

circusdreamerr:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

Dear heart, I know you’re tired, but please, you must wake up. Don’t want to be late for class, now do we?

Snooze? Is that a good choice, love? Well, I suppose a few more minutes won’t hurt. 

Hello, love. Please please please can you wake up for me? You’ve pressed snooze two times already, and we all know third time’s the charm. Come on, my dear - rise and shine like the beautiful star you are. 

conclusion: horny by the morning